Count Dracula (a story by Woody Allen)

Somewhere in Transylvania, count Dracula was sleeping in his coffin and waiting for the night to come. When the sun was gone, he got up from his coffin and prowled around the village searching for the victims and fresh blood. One day, there was an eclipse and he thought that it was time to go out after his victims, the baker and his wife. He paid a visit at their home. The hosts were surprised by his early visit. The host told him that the dinner would be served in seven hours. The count entered inside the house. During the conversation, the host said to him that today was an eclipse of the sun and it should get out in a moment. Immediately, the count ran into the closet. He stayed in the closet whole time. Meanwhile, the mayor and his wife came into the baker’s house. The baker said that count Dracula was in the house, but was hiding in the closet. The mayor wanted to see him. When they opened the closet, the count perished. They saw pile of white ash. Those were the remains from the count Dracula.




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